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1. A Solitary Fish Man
2. The Shape of Watorr
3. Only The Goo Die Young
4. Kiss Kiss, Slang Slang
5. Late Stage Decapitalism
6. Mission: Unremarkable
7. Fish Pox
8. When Hell Is Full
9. M.G.T.O.W.
10. Rainbow In The Dark
11. The NewsStream™
12. Triggered Discipline
13. New Horizons
14. Outta Time
15. The Corpse Pride
16. Garden of Treason
17. President Santa: Claus For Alarm
18. The NanoNaut
19. Attack of the Bones
20. App-ocalypse Now!
21. Squirtin' with Disaster
22. Under Protest
23. Statue of Limitations
24. The Musk™
25. Conspiracy of One
26. Transport Authority
27. Cone-y Island
28. On The Bubble
29. Last Will and Impediment
30. Wake & Lake
31. The Stink Police
32. Frost Worms
33. Gender Ordeal
34. Cautious Space
35. Gary and the Cloneasaurus
36. Albino Squid Game
37. Goo Boy Returns
38. The Brinch
39. Weight Botchers
40. Pool Summer
41. Project Hogtopus
42. Alpha Beta Soup
43. RoboFlop
44. Mother Chucker
45. Grift For The Mill
46. More Like A.I. Fart
47. Cognition Battle
48. Fishman v Fishman
49. President Santa II: A Farewell To Garys
50. Hypertube
51. Father Blood and the Bloodcones
52. 1-800-I-FEEL-SO-SO
53. Meet The Crimeskulls
54. Retire Swing
55. The Recyclepath Test
57. Ectoplasmic Cleansing
56. Numb and Number
58. Trench Warfare
59. America's Next Weapon of Mass Destruction
60. Mr. Sourbrows
61. Deplatformed!
62. Infrastructure Weak
63. Off-White Fragility
64. A Tug's Life
65. Let's Elfin' Go
66. Chumtrails
67. Steamboat Killy
68. The Grandparent Trap
69. Mergers and Competitions
70. Chips & Dips
71. Tech Distort
72. Promoting Syzygy
73. President Santa III: The Ballad of Uncle Scam
74. Gym Bro Laws
75. The Last of Mush
76. Dead And Loathing It
77. Project Lazuli
78. The Beach That Makes You Woke
79. T.I.M.E.F.O.R.C.E.
80. "Gary Stu and the Life With No Consequences"
81. The Salivapire Diaries
82. The League of Ethical Scientists
83. Thankenstein's Monster
84. President Santa IV: Project 12/25
85. Mr. Disinterest
86. Normalon Attacks!
87. The Bathrooms
88. Fly Guys Burgers & Fries
89. Knights in Santa's Service
90. The Gospel According to Vomitrox the Facereaper
91. The Adventures of Blaster Deuce
92. Spek
93. Locals Angry About Birds
94. Superior Pets
95. The Leaf Peeper
96. Bogged Down
97. President Santa V: Krampuslauf
98. New Year's Steve
99. The United Federation of Plants
100. The War for Dystopium
101. Innard Skynyrd
102. The Many Lives of Unit 813
103. Data Male
104. Blind Ambition
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#345 – Ontological Schlock
Posted on
September 17, 2025
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